do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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