Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Two words: blizzard sex
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Randomize