I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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