Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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