He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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