I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
