David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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