Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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