they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I wish you could order shots online.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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