If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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