K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Randomize
