so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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