I feel great
I just peed on a car
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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