Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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