I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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