You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Enjoy the penises
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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