I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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