Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Randomize
