he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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