I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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