he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I think i got beer on your cat.
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