Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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