a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Randomize
