she looked like the bat from fern gully.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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