i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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