Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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