he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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