But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
