4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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