people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
you will always have a special place in my vag
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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