You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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