Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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