I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I skipped work to stalk him.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
