new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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