This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
