I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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