Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
