do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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