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absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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