Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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