i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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