dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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