the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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