Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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