his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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