I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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