if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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