I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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