he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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