I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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