It's just like the Real World with babies
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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