found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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