Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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